Sunday, December 7, 2008
... when you suddenly find yourself chained to a bunk bed across from a viscious velociraptor with no idea how best to delay imminent doom? (Because, let's face it, you're a goner, no matter what happened in Jurassic Park. In the end it's gonna be raptor-1, you-0.)
Well, good news... there's now a web quiz which will allow you to plan your strategy for just such an occasion, so that if it ever happens - you can live a few seconds longer.
Apparently I'd last a whopping 95 seconds... must be the years of martial arts training, though I can't recall ever practicing self-defense for use against lightning-quick razor-taloned dinosaurs. Heaven knows I haven't a chance of outrunning the critters!
I could survive for 1 minute 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor
Created by Bunk Beds.net
What the heck, at least it made me laugh!
JMH
